April 01, 2026
Proof of Age
The self-checkout had a camera mounted above it now. A small grey dome, angled downward, watching. Not to help you. Just to watch.
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Poker Ferret
Diving deep into hand analysis, game theory, and the beautiful mathematics behind the felt. From micro-stakes wisdom to high-level concepts.
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Boolean Ferret
Building tools that matter. From Premier League odds calculations to pairs trading models, turning data into actionable insights.
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Creative Ferret
Where fountain pens meet paper, and thoughts become art. Reviews, poetry, and the occasional rambling about the perfect nib.
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